staples of the living dead

ok, starting college does spark the imagination for what the future holds, but shopping for school supplies is DEFINATELY not my cup of tea!!!! i hate hate hate hate hate hate hhhhaaaaaaaattttteee places like office depo, staples, walmart, and even the mighty target, make me crazy. after more than 5 minuets in those stores make me feel like a rabbid racoon in a cage, seriously, i become this grumpy, cranky curmudgeon that resembles the tazmanian devil.
so this afternoon i went to staples. now i have a headache-no joke!! after a few mins i began to drag my feet and felt the energy in my body start to drain. i felt like i was becoming a zombie, and i started to wonder "how do the employees here survive this zombie apocolypse??" literally it seemed like all of the cashiers and clerks had pasty never-been-exposed-to-vitimin D-or sunlight skin and gray bags under their eyes.

virgin madre de jesus, i hate back to school shopping.

                          behold my loot.